IS BUG!

There have been recent sightings of Asian hornets in the Netherlands. The critter is already a recorded invasive species further south. But the Dutch, as is well-known, have an afinity for things Asian, and we must assume them to be overjoyed. "At last", they will say "we too have a pest that plagued Li Po". They will smile quietly to themselves, gloating. And then they will rub their little hands together and continue looking like garden gnomes.

At least that is what I'm guessing. Don't know if Li Po ever encountered them.
The Asian hornets, that is. Not the garden gnomes.


Eindelijk hebben ook wij een plaag die Li Po ooit teisterde!


Non-vegans will rush to develope recipes. Huge amounts of protein, great with sambal and peanut sauce. The vegans will waffle on about the sanctity of all animal life, sounding very much like puritanical hairballs (because that's what Dutch sounds like).

Tastes just like tofu. Juicy nutty tofu. Flying terror shrimp. Vliegende terreur garnalen. Udang terbang yang terroris. Digoreng dengan bawang putih dan tjabè. Heerlijk!

The benefits will be enormous.
As also the appetites.


I rejoice for my fellow Dutch-speakers.
Everything will be so happy.
Evil snack.



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