Monday, June 06, 2016

PERVERT IN THE TROPICS

It is easy to forget that the rest of the world is NOT like San Francisco.
Until some shmendrick elsewhere casually mentions the weather.
Which we are not having.


Quote:
"Don't get me wrong, whatever problem there may be is mine, not anyone else's. It's just that it's summertime here and it's hard not to be distracted, so many beautiful women wearing so little clothes."
End quote.


Well lucky you! We have fog. The only people "wearing so little clothes" are middle-aged European tourists, and what with leathery suntanned skin, goosebumps, crepe-like wrinkles, and worse than normal clothing choices, the description "beautiful women" is NOT operative.
They actually thought this was California.
They look like they suffer


In summer the only beautiful women in San Francisco are the ones wearing polyethylene terephthalate garments, including gloves, and beckoning invitingly with warm blankets and hot cocoa.

And there are far too few of those.




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2 comments:

Mark said...

"and it's hard not to be distracted, so many beautiful women wearing so little clothes."

Was that person a Jewish?

The back of the hill said...

No, a language teacher in a hot place.

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