Monday, June 01, 2015

INDIVIDUALS WITH DRIVE!

Four years ago I mentioned several nice things to think about: Chocolate cake, wonton noodle soup, steamed oysters, roshgullas, flaky meat pies, bon bons, romance novels, romantic vampires, samosas, and dairy products..... Yankee pot-roast, madeleines, pudding.
Crustaceans, pizza, dim sum.

With the exception of the romance novels and romantic vampires, that list is still something I can solidly support.


I'm afraid that both steamy novels and lithe sexy vampires would set me off into a fit of the giggles if I were confronted with them; consequently at this time I wish to substite complex word problems and Minions.


RESPECT, POWER, BANANA!


[SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVDk7PXNXB8.]

There are times when I fondly imagine the people around me to be minions. Especially on the bus; it makes them much more acceptable.
But not just the bus; everywhere.
Lovable ineptitude.
Purpose!


Work?
Minions.

Restaurants?
Minions.

Post office?
Minions.

Sales and Marketing department people?
Minions.

The United States Congress?
Errm. No. Idiots.
.   .   .   .   .

Cigar smokers?
Minions.

Well, loud boisterous minions.
With robust (i.e.: bad) breath.

Easily distracted by television.









Life is better with small yellow anarchists.
They're just filled with caffeine!
Naturally.



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2 comments:

Ari said...

I think it takes 10 adult makes to make a real minion, at least if you're going to say kaddish.

The back of the hill said...

Ten adults, or twenty small yellow blobs.

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