Sunday, May 18, 2014


Well golly! Apparently millions upon millions of patriotic Americans marched on Washington this weekend to drive out President Obama, Vice President Joe Biden, Speaker John Boehner, Attorney General Eric Holder, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi.
They thronged unstoppable, they were a force to be reckoned with!

Except that they couldn't be bothered. Those concerned citizens, millions of them, that is. You see, it was raining. And they were romancing Cliven Bundy's cattle. Or dodging the drones and black helicopters. Or sitting in front of the tv snarfing pizza while watching baseball. Maybe they forgot.
The good pair of jeans was in the wash.
The pick-up truck had a flat tire.
Couldn't find an umbrella.
Lost the calendar.

I didn't find out about the whole shmeggeg-o-rama till today. Over two days AFTER it did not happen. And boy am I pissed. I missed out on the live action, the excitement, the cumulative esprit-de-corpses, the whole big ball of earwax!

First indication that something took place:Operation American Spring falls flat: ‘This is very disappointing,’ Texan says

Oh crap! They found a talking Texan!

Then there's this lovely video of tens of millions of Americans not actually present at any time on Friday:


[Source: Credit to teanuts for implying that millions (upon millions) are there karmically.]

According to a disturbed website which shows that some computer programmers will work for darn-well anyone, no questions asked, no conscience burdened:

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'Harry Riley, COL, Ret. is calling upon millions of patriots to march upon Washington D.C. to remove Obama, Biden, Reid, McConnell, Boehner, Pelosi, and Attorney General Holder from Office.

He has termed it “OPERATION AMERICAN SPRING – Beginning Of Tyranny Housecleaning” and it’s due to commence May 16, 2014.

There are 3 primary phases to the plan:

Phase 1 – Field millions, as many as ten million, patriots to assemble in a peaceful, non-violent, physically unarmed
Phase 2 – At least one million of the assembled 10 million to stay in D.C. as long as it takes to see Obama, Biden, Reid, McConnell, Boehner, Pelosi, and Attorney General Holder removed from office.
Phase 3 – Politicians with the principles of a West; Cruz, Dr. Ben Carson, Lee, DeMint, Paul, Gov Walker, Sessions, Gowdy, Jordan, to comprise a tribunal to convene investigations and recommend appropriate charges against politicians and government employees who have violated the Constitution.'

[End cite]

[Source:, Truth & Action]

There are many other websites quite as unrealistic and optimistic.
Proof, more than anything, of the American Dream.
In all its prismatic glory.

Yah shurr, folks, darn tootin'.

"A duck cannot be turned into a fox; an elephant cannot be turned into a flea; the laws of nature will not permit."

The whole thing originated several months ago at 'Patriots For America', and gained adherents at ever increasing breakneck speed since that time. Judging by the internet chatter (which again, I was totally unaware of till today), it struck a chord, and people were outraged.
Something was palpable!

They would march!

I'm actually rather upset about this. And seething with resentful envy. Quiveringly jealous, almost. The batshit crazy fringe gets MILLIONS of readers, moves hearts and minds to passion, whereas my blog has to scrape by on slightly over eight hundred visitors a day.
My batshit crazy is FAR better than theirs!
I should have the rabid following!
What's wrong with the world?

Stupid Americans!

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