OWNING THE LIBS

Today will be quite pleasant. Shan't doomscroll much. Reading about the bozos currently in charge of the United States is not good for the psyche. And, in all honesty, I do not want to know every single detail of Kash Patel's traumatic experience with farmyard animals, nor Pete Hegseth's strange adventures with small Latin American fishing vessels.
Or whether they are in the room with him now.

I'm with big tech and President Schitzispantz on AI.
Natural all-American stupidity is ruining us.
Let's give the machines a chance.


Years ago a Punjabi told me "sab Delhi-main bakri-chot hai". It turns out that he may have gilded the lily by eliding over the bigger picture; not just Delhi, all of Gujarat, Bharat up to Lahore, and probably every single Patel too. And it's still spreading.
Washington main bakriyan, murghiyan, aur kutte, w'al jamal .....

But your cats are safe. The FBI and Kash Patel don't know about them.

Which, conclusively, proves that it's all a plot by 'Big Feline'.
Ken Paxton and Ron De Santis may be right.
It's a disgusting conspiracy.

Reminds me to never go into politics, religion, or banking.
Such behaviour is probably obligatory in those circles.

Conceivably the FBI has video tapes of Washington's elite misbehaving with their four-footed friends, going out on the town, getting stinko drunk at every bar on the Beltway, overturning garbage cans and scrawling rude slogans or gang symbols on abandoned buildings. Before going up to their penthouse to snort lines of cocaine and engage in doubtfully consensual behaviour. Loudly, passionately, destructively.

FBI functionaries are jealous; why can't they do that?

Now, thanks to Kash "crate of cheap Bourbon" Patel, they can.
Truly little Baby Jesus takes care of his flock.
Let us all pass the ammo.
Hallelujah.



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