THE CHAMBER OF THE MAD KING

So, because Norway didn't give him a Nobel Prize for peace, he's doing everything in his power to provoke World War Three and force Denmark to give him Greenland. And his cabinet, knowing full well that if they play their cards right, they'll have orgasms beyond belief, are prodding him in several directions. And they keep feeding him hamberders, despite knowing what it will do to the fatty deposits around his aorta and his brain.
As well as being bad for his blood pressure and sperm count.

Oh, the humanity!

Meanwhile, there are reliable reports that his wife finds him repulsive, that he smells like roast beef gone bad, very bad, and keeps audibly farting. And did anyone ever mention cankles and tiny puffy bruised hands?


Maga still worships him.


Maga has very low standards and many members who aspire to his level. If they do, maybe they'll get treatment. As well as hamberders. Hamberders would be so nice. It is those evil foreigners and Denmark who are hogging all the hamberders, so unfair, and why are those lutefisters sitting on top of their hamberders? Do something!

And then there's Tommy Turberville, who is too stupid even for that.
There is evidence that he can't even spell 'hamberder'.
Or even locate Greenland on a map.
It's not Mississippi.

There are many good reasons not to visit anywhere between Treasure Island and Staten Island. The berserk obsession of the brainless Christian savages in the interior with sperm count and hamberders, both washed down with crappy beer, is just one example.


Besides, there is just far too much Texas there. Like a huge cancer spreading across the continent, swallowing up vital organs and brain cells used for critical thinking.



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