GETTING THINGS OFF CHESTS

Shortly after midnight, our president and leader for life took a massive dose of Adderal, and spent forty five minutes on the internet demonstrating calm, precise, executive thinking.
His good Christian god-fearing followers rejoiced in response.

At work, over the last three days, I heard the Maga boys in the backroom in even-tempered and logical fashion demolish every argument the liberal faction there brought forth, with balanced argument and well-founded viewpoints.

They and our beloved commander in chief are credits to the conservative cause.


Please pretend that I have a straight face when I say this.


Which I don't, but for rhetorical purposes that's neither here nor there. I just hope that when all this is finally over we can put a lot of rightwingers and alleged Christians in front of firing squads and blow them off the planet.

And furthermore, a pox on all the goddamned red states.
Go bugger yourselves. And your family members.
You are all stupid, depraved, and insane.
Especially Florida and Texas.

One thing that keeps me cheerful is the ever-increasing likelihood of people dying of food poisoning at Cracker Barrel or violent brawls at Wafflehouse. Or getting shot when malnourished corn and soybean farmers try to rob the Piggly Wiggly.
Also, choking on a mega-fatty hamberder.


On an entirely unrelated matter, the tariffs have not made us all rich, and the Republicans are still breaking the law and being enablers and apologists for a senile chronic fecal flow in his absorbent, disposable undergarments egomaniac, degenerate, and pedophile.
Which is what they would clearly like to be when they finally grow up.
Release the Epstein files, you scum-sucking gangsters.


By the way: American Whiskey is garbage.
Trash made by trash for trash.



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