TASTES LIKE CAKE

You know, if someone decides to shoot some rightwingers in the guts, like many people in this country I have a list. The gentlemen in the backroom spent too much time over the last two days justifying ICE breaking down doors, kidnapping children, gassing bystanders and arresting them, and shooting people. As well as Trump's schoolyard bullies acting like Russian soldiers. So guess who is on my list. Yep.

They are all "self-made men". And like many "self-made men", they refuse to acknowledge that they benefitted 100% from a system rigged in their favour.

I suspect that many (most) of them are not welcome at family get-togethers anymore. And that probably explains why these days I've got several of these rabid bastards raising their voices in the back, vehemently advocating for police brutality.

[Jeffy, does your daughter still even talk to you?]

Plus they're still bitterly disappointed that the Forty Niners got their ass kicked and won't be in the Super Bowl, despite their prayers and passionate fandom.


Largely I keep quiet now, because I know that I would be insufferable since the Seahawks wiped the floor with the Niners, defeated them horribly, deepsixed their hopes, ruined their chances, annihilated any possibility of this ending as a victorious year for them, destroyed them utterly, and danced around on their graves.

Without self-control I'd wipe the backroom boys pasty smug faces in that defeat.

With all that in mind, you will understand why I am not programmed to enjoy my lunch when I'm in Marin, and largely consider it merely fuel. Uninspiring white folks muck eaten in proximity to unpleasant scumsuckers, the very quintessence of the white life.

On the other hand, I do have a fondness for mediocre pizza.


Crappy food is totally a Marin thing.
HOA Karen kibble.



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