EAT MORE BEANS

One of the things that stands out over the past several months is precisely how many Maga Americans have lost their jobs because of Trump. Including factory workers whose salaries actually depended on imports and cheaper labour elsewhere. Making America great again apparently now means living on beans and rice without medical coverage, precisely like a third worlder. The conclusion: make America Mexico again.

Missing in that now famous picture of one piece chicken, one piece boiled broccoli, a tortilla, and a breath mint (the $3.00 meal) are the beans to round out the nutrition and hot sauce to make it all passable. Perhaps cut back on the chicken, so you can afford those too?

How is that 'make America great again' going for you?

Now that those illegal Mexicans next door have been deported, you can finally move into their mansion. Perhaps they left some supplies in the larder. A bottle of Tapatio hot sauce and a BIG bag of pintos.

Don't count on your friends and neighbors for any help, they're Christians and don't believe in helping the poor. Instead, they're hoarding everything and giving you free advice.

Bootstraps! Tithing! Trad wife!

No avocado toast!

Your life, according to American Protestant Christianity, is supposed to be filled with hardship and suffering. It builds character, teaches you the error of your ways, and makes America great. Healthcare, nutrition, and functional literacy are luxuries and sinful.

And I'm glad you're finally starting to realize that.


I was worried that you were getting used to good things, and it was making you lazy.



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