Sunday, May 12, 2024

IT IS BEASTLY! BEASTLY, I TELL YOU!

An aquaintance in Marin, where I work, is very much afraid of mutant Mongolian Death Worms. Which derive from nanites injected in the covid vaccine that develop first into arm worms feeding off their human hosts before escaping and becoming the fearsome Mongolian Death Worm that can kill you instantly from several feet away because it reads your mental emanations and knows, KNOWS! that you are a truth seeker purely filled with the Occidental Mysteries so rife in Marin. This is because the CDC wishes to replace us all with driverless taxis and similar artificially intelligent entities ready to take over the world.

The Occidental Mysteries of Marin.
Mutant Mongolian Death Worms.

The "Mongolian Death Worm" is a rumoured cryptid occuring in the most inhospitable parts of the Gobi. No one has ever seen one. There is NO evidence that such a creature exists. Which PROVES that they're real. Remember, they kill from several feet away?
No one who saw a Mongolian Death Worm lived to tell about it.

Approximately two to three feet long. Deadly.


"It is shaped like a sausage about two feet long, has no head nor leg and it is so poisonous that merely to touch it means instant death. It lives in the most desolate parts of the Gobi Desert."

...... The Jalkhanz Khutagt Sodnomyn Damdinbazar, son of Tserensodnom, titled Samadi Nomun Khan, prime minister of Mongolia February 1922 till July 1922


How this aquaintance found out about the Mongolian Death Worm baffles the heck out of me, seeing as he scarcely reads, but I have assured him that he has nothing to fear as his mental emanations can't possibly reveal a damned thing.
There are reasons I don't associate with many of these people outside of my work, when it is necessary to do so. A belief that the CDC released a version of the Mongolian Death Worm on the world to elliminate humans and replace us all with robo-taxis is just one reason.
Albeit an excellent one.


No, it isn't the spiritual fellow who dates only psycho lady chiropractors (reliably described as batshit insane). Which is as Mill Valley as you can get. He's another good reason.


Anyhow, heading off to work in somewhat over an hour or so. Perhaps I should wear a garland of gluten to ward off the crazies?



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