DID YOU WEAR YOUR SPECIAL HAT?

Nothing says 'Cinco De Mayo' like a taco bowl from the Trump Tower Grill! It's a fiesta in your digestive tract. And to zip it up a bit, here's a genuine Iowa recipe for guacamole stolen from the internet:

GUACAMOLE

One large avocado, peeled and cubed.
6 Ounces Cream Cheese.
2 Tsps. Lime Juice.
½ Tsp. Worcestershire.
1⁄4 Tsp. Tabasco.
1⁄4 Tsp. Salt.

Blend together till smooth.
Note: Cottage cheese may be substituted for the cream cheese.
And the Tabasco can be omitted if it's too spicy.

This, too, is a fiesta in your digesta!



"I LOVE HISPANICS!"
......Donald J. Trump, 5 May 2016


Nothing says "partay" like Anglos in straw sombreros getting squiffy on cheapahooly cerveza and tequila. Which makes me damn' glad that we Dutch Americans don't have a special day. Just have a donut, okay?

By the way: To celebrate the anniversary of the poorly equiped Mexicans defeating one of the most modern military powers of the time, whupping their ass, wiping the floor with them, and seriously kicking froggy butts, dinner tonight was pork-fried rice made with chilipaste. Chilies are of course Mexican, and don't feature in French cuisine at all. The Iowa-style guacamole above would be too much for them. Substitute ketchup for the Tabasco.

Washed down with a cup of strong coffee.
I don't drink with frat boys.



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