On May 8 or thereabouts a certifiable dickhead in Memphis named Todd Starnes (infamous from Fox News and the Baptist Press) went looking for an appliance. Oh poor baby. His quest came to naught.
"Dropped by a department store to buy a toaster oven. Mandatory hand sanitizer squirt and mask. One way aisles and if you deviate from the approved zone for customers - they sternly lecture you. The country as we know it has been destroyed. And I still don't have a toaster."
------ Todd "Moloch" Starnes
Oh go intercourse yourself, you bloated Bible-thumping piece of filth.
Probably the first time your hands have been clean in years.
My piles effing bleed for you.
Tweet me a river.
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So sad that this piece of excrement is sullying the pleasant experience that is Memphis, Tennessee.
From this distance Memphis sounds like a fascinating place to visit, with an interesting history.
If and when I go there, I shall bring my own toaster. Going to have to purchase one first, though. Currently using a cast-iron skilllet on a low flame.
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