Friday, May 29, 2020

IMAGINARY LITTLE GIRL HAMSTER

Turkey vultures, as every one should know, are inordinately fond of the imaginary little girl hamster that visits almost every day to eat cookies and strawberries and dance boogie woogie conga. Her name is Clarissa, and she is very much loved by the stuffed creatures.

Sydney Fylbert, our turkey vulture, is also attracted to her.
Because she looks just like a meatball.
He loves meat.


Here he is, Goth-wannabe-like, lurking in wait for her.

KONG

The other stuffed creatures are more than prepared to seriously damage him if he even comes close. They're keeping an eye on him. They know all about his 'hurty places', they've studied the diagrams.
He thinks that if he perches high enough, all he has to do when everyone is dancing boogie woogie conga is spread his majestic wings and swoop down like a predator with a container of sauce.

The thick book he's sitting on is 中國書法大字典 ('The Big Chinese Calligraphy Dictionary') , which is large enough for his bottom.
And quite comfy.

As turkey vulture go, he's not very effective. The little girl hamster has been visiting for over four months now, and all he has to show for it is painful hurty places. She has whacked him quite sharply.
Oh, and he's easily sidetracked.

He thinks he's sitting on a cook book.



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