At the back of the hill

Warning: If you stay here long enough you will gain weight! Grazing here strongly suggests that you are either omnivorous, or a glutton. And you might like cheese-doodles.
BTW: I'm presently searching for another person who likes cheese-doodles.
Please form a caseophilic line to the right. Thank you.

Thursday, October 29, 2009


Fellow blogger e-kvetcher has an important post today about sneeze pornography and neurotics. Really, you should visit his blog, you will be glad you did!
[This post in besonderes.]

But in that vein.......

For the past two months, Japanese porn spammers have been trying to post comments underneath one of my postings. Just one comment string, only one post. And I am baffled by it, as I cannot for the life of me figure out why.
Why that post? Why that particular comment string?

[In case you're interested, this post: , this comment string:
The post itself has NOTHING to do with porn, Japanese or otherwise.]


While I quite admire the Japanese approach to naughtiness, because they tend to use food-photographers instead of flunkies from the coroner's office to take pictures of naked bodies (with much better results, I assure you - many of the young ladies end up looking quite edible, instead of repulsively corpse-like - but I wouldn't know about that, as I lead a saintly porn-free life, and never EVER look at such pictures), I will admit that the Japanese also have some pretty 'unique' fetishes.

For example:
和服 Traditional Japanese clothing, though not always fully clothed.
体操服 Sport togs.
わき Armpits.
貧乳 Small mammaries.
ナース Nurses.
めがね Spectacle wearing damsels - Meganeko.
メイド Maids - young ladies dressed in frilly or gothic maid outfits.
ミミ付き Ears - girls with strap-on animal ears.
手こき Digital manipulation of a regenerative organ.
胸ちら Accidental mammary gland exposure (munechira).
スク水 or スクール水着 Sukumizu, school swim togs - girls wearing the typical very Protestant-looking swim suits common in Japanese high schools.

Anyhow, since I started noticing the pattern, I have saved many of the comments, without allowing them on the blog. All the commenter names had links - I had no urge to direct traffic away from myself. But it's some rather interesting stuff.

Herewith a sampling:

若妻 wrote:

エロ動画 wrote:



画像流出 wrote:


女子高生 wrote:

家出人 wrote:

Some of the pseudonyms are by themselves potent clues that the ensuing comment is highly pornspammic.
若妻 (wild concubine), エロ動画 (working mouth moving picture), 画像流出 (graphic image flowing out), 恋人 (love-sick person), 女子高生 (girl highly alive), and 家出人 (outside the home persons) are names that really say it all.

I flatter myself that the Japanese porn industry reads thousands of blog posts, and only picked a few to grace with their adverts. Only those posts that spoke to something deep within, posts capable of arousing a yearning, questing, emotive state, were chosen as billboards for linkage to quality smut.

Sometimes just one post out of many was, it was felt, worthy of the sexually predilective Japanese male attention. True cognoscenti would be charmed by the post, and thus receptive to a nudge nudge wink wink.
That post, on this blog, was 'CONVERSATIONAL STORMSURGE'. There is no porn there. But it was probably the Starwars metaphors that made it worthy.

Thank you, Japanese photography buffs. Your offerings are indeed very nice.
I feel honoured.
Something else too, but definitely 'honoured'.

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  • At 3:33 PM, Blogger e-kvetcher said…

    OK, the strap on animal ears is a new one for me.

    BTW, your link to me is broken!

  • At 3:38 PM, Blogger The back of the hill said…

    Ah, thanks for pointing it out. I have corrected the link, and added a link to the exact post, for future readers.

  • At 5:54 PM, Blogger Kylopod said…

    理邸のしモ エまル!

    ユスらマ昇 周癖道 聞彼公く旧次.


    間私事り 飲をは.

  • At 6:00 PM, Blogger The back of the hill said…

    Okay.... that is about as baffling as they come. For one thing, the link in the commenter's name does NOT go to a porn site. Which is very disappointing.

    For another thing, there aren't enough kanji for me to make heads or tails out of the text. Creamy lotion for the hands, perhaps, developed by someone surnamed Chou, who notifies the public in sunlight, and maybe it can also be eaten.


  • At 7:22 PM, Blogger Spiros said…

    Might I suggest that the words: "Star Wars", "screws", and "robes", in conjuction, may have been the trigger?

  • At 10:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…


  • At 6:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Sweden has some of the higher levels of rape in the developed world, which can either be interpreted as evidence it is a degenerate nation of brutes, a nation where justice for women is taken seriously, or one were men have no chance at all against the allegations of women in court.


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