For crap's sake, keep the Dutchmen away from the video-equipment!
From the DutchNews newsletter:
Jesus is a child of rape says film-maker
Dutch film-maker Paul Verhoeven is to publish a biography of Jesus in which he claims Jesus’ father was probably a Roman soldier who raped Mary during the Jewish uprising, says news agency Reuters. Verhoeven (Basic Instinct, Showgirls) has always wanted to make a film about Jesus.
Clearly, the Dutch should leave moviemaking to Hollywood, Bombay, and Hong Kong - at least they don't make movies that get people killed.
-----B.O.T.H.
PS.: You'd think that after two thousand years of the Jazus shtoos, folks would get tired of talking about him. But nooooooooo......... !!! Oh well, fortunately the xtians don't issue fatawat (fatwas).
PS. no. 2: Good thing he waited till Heston passed away before telling us this. Can you imagine 'Moses' playing the title-role in the Jesus movie? Just two words: thick layers of pancake make-up with spray fixative, and computerized special effects up the wazoo.
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Hmm, has this verhoeven guy SEEN "Lief of Brian" ? Because I think they already made this movie...
This sounds like Toldos Yeshu
I feel (oddly) compelled to point out that in the case of Nottius Maximus (Father of Brian) it was only rape "at first".
This sounds like Toldos Yeshu
And for some reason what comes to mind is a long multi-generation novel, in three parts, with characters on hilltops screaming "Heathcliff" and "Yeshu" at each other.
No, Spiros, not in semaphore.
Toldos Yeshu - so which one of the parents in this case was smelly and blind? I have to ask, as I remember the mother of Brian......
Tzipporah,
I'm inclined to doubt that he's seen life of Brian. Much of his oevre indicates that the subtlety (!!! MFfffh Ha ha ha!!) of Monty Python is not his cup of tea.
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