Tuesday, April 29, 2008

POOR THING!

I was outside on the sidewalk having a smoke.

And I thought: "that's an ugly woman".

Then I thought: "no, that's an ugly man."

"With a bad haircut."


After that I came back inside.

6 comments:

Unknown said...

The first thought that crossed my mind: could it have been Eliyahu hanavi on his way to help the poor?

e-kvetcher said...

Happy May Day, comrade!

Tzipporah said...

heh, we have a Pat here, too.
S/he walks by several times a day, then walks the other way carrying a LARGE soda.

I've often wondered what kind of lifestyle s/he leads, that requires such frequent and copious refills.

Bad Cohen believes that whatever his/her sex/gender/identity, s/he would benefit from a shave and a bra.

The back of the hill said...

Tzipporah, that would apply to 'orignal Pat'.

This is another Pat. Both a need for a shave anda need for a bra would improve this one.

Sort of Pat versus anti-Pat.

"Collect the set. Put them on your mantle-piece. Watch a howling door into another dimension open up where your fireplace used to be."

The back of the hill said...

that would apply to 'orignal Pat'.

Should be: original Pat (the local one, not the national one).


This city has perhaps more 'Pat' than almost anywhere else. It must be the weather.

Spiros said...

Sounds like the s/he who constantly comes into my store to browse ten minutes before closing time, despite the fact that we are open 12 1/2 hours a day, 13 1/2 hours on Fridays and Saturdays.

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