Tuesday, September 26, 2006

LET THEM EAT CAKE.

I've tried to give answers to several questions about the sabbath lately.


But the one question I have not been able to answer is "why are poundcake, herring, and shots of single malt a perfect breakfast?"


They just are, okay?


I mean, surely you wouldn't eat before shacharis?


And Kiddush clubs are kinda like the Elks or Knights of Columbus for the Goyim.

1 comment:

mevaseretzion said...

Amusing! I feel a bit left out when I admit that I don't like any of those three.

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