Gettysburg Address

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Here is the Gettysburg address, in 'newspeak'.


Four outbursts and there are seven years, our propuseram of parents to the new nation in this continent: the considered (the considered) in the freedom and in the dedicated to the offer, that all men that exports even created became.

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We are part of that territory (the field) the dedicated love the end that for him set that here its remain that you live, given that this nation, will direct possibly be. He - a complete part of the help and arranged, that we ought to do.

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Of that in life the lake has more dedicated possibly the work unoffworked here, and became that they to a liquid here of the present (the truth), the time, noble cozy the progress is. He - more possibly for that, here the enormous problem (the task) the dedicating of begins, that exceeds for that task. He of this observatory (the payment, allowed) we carry the fidelity of murders to these reasons and become risen from that mark, complete of permission, last fidelity. That we wound here the resolution of these murders, is not vain dice. That this nation, in the God, a freedom of birth of news will be. And that I of men govern. The Bykom this is not found in.

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Even when he's unintelligible, Abraham Lincoln is still a better speaker than Shrubbya.