IT'S SPINACH!

My apartment mate exclaimed "Jesus Christ these people look disgustingly young" while viewing something on her computer. No, I don't know what she was watching, we have entirely different playlists. But she is conscious of the fact that, as a Chinese person, she looks old. Why, she must look all of half the age of an equivalent white person. From the point of view of a white person, I would have to say that she would not look out of place next to the male half of a tech billionarie power couple, with the male in question looking like some middle-aged pervert who chased down a snookie poo. And you've seen the type.
Geek fossil, and an Asian American half his age. Lizard, flower.
Beef jerky, bon bon. Frankenstein's monster, sylph.
Old boots next to ballet slippers.

So from her point of view, disgustingly young is a relative term.
And a completely skewed view point.

White people, as is well know, have a road map of the Sierras on their face when they hit old age from the wrinkles, whereas an Asian American woman of the same age may still seem extraordinairily fresh and gooberish. "And what do you wan't to be when you grow up, little miss?" "I have a PHD in archeology and I've already published three very well respected books on the subject!"

Which of course is why I use skin lotion on my hands every day. You've seen those ancient reptile claws that many centenarians (white people in their sixties) have? Precisely so.
My hands look fresh!

And like any reasonably dermally conscious man I slap my face with a slab of raw liver for twenty minutes a day, which reinvigorates the skin. Plus first thing every morning I drink a rutabaga and artichoke smoothie, for the amino acids. Japanese doctors have done research which the American plastic surgery industry wants to hide from you proving that rutabagas and artichokes take ten years off your life and give you that radiant appearance that Hollywood stars would kill for!

Ginger, turmeric, apple cider vinegar, and manuka honey.

Seniors who do this avoid early senility.

Strengthens memory!

Walnuts!



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