INSTEAD OF TOURISTING, ZOOM NEXT TIME

Pete Hegseth ranting about fat generals is most unfair! What could better represent this country's ideals and values than a grossly overweight person labouring up a gentle incline? There were well over twenty of those, all white, of both genders, in Chinatown yesterday. Over a four hour span, admittedly, so they aren't quite a majority except by volume yet. Slow enough that I could hear them speaking (sometimes panting) in American English with their family members (some of whom take after mom and dad, bigly).

This why the whale is our national bird. Animal. National animal.
Whales are intelligent beautiful creatures.
Pete Hegseth isn't.


As you probably suspect, I am a very judgemental person. I tend to sneer at certain people. Especially if they are covered in Nazi gang tattoos and have rancid ideas. Not naming any names. Let's just call it what it is: Fascist ideological garbage.
Which is represented at the highest levels.


Again, let's concentrate on fat, white, and panting. Plus why do their children look half-moronic? They should strive for perfection, full moronicity! I'm sure they can achieve it.

I also wish to praise the noble skunk, most unfairly maligned of animals. Nature's adorable little fart badger. Not only stubbornly independent, but also at times a perfect pet.
The ideal emotional support animal for people like me.

If I had one, I would take it with me wherever I went. Municipal transit vehicles. Church revival meetings. Marketing departments. Red states. Say 'hello' to my little friend.

Why are so many Americans so frightful?
Is it something they ate?



Please note: I would never actually go to the red states.
I'm not that fond of banjos and lard.



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