One item sticks out from yesterday's discussions with cigar smokers, namely that the most dangerous sharks live in Florida waters. Which, if you think about it, is perfect for a place with more Republican retirees than anywhere else.
I hope those sharks grow fat on sassy old farts.
I'm not really vested in the vicious reactionary fossil paradigm. Y'all voted for the orange haired bitch, get bit. Or, like Angel in Scarface, have a date with a chainsaw.
In addition to Republicans and Cubans, other vicious inhabitants of Florida include alligators, cottonmouths, copperheads, Burmese Pythons, fiddle-backs, and Rick Scott.
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