CRACKED MARBLES

Every time President Donald John Trump mentions Greenland I keep thinking of that scene in Fear And Loathing where Johnny Depp, scrambled on chemicals, insists "we must have a suite!" The major difference being, of course, that Johnny Dep was acting, and actually has all of his marbles. And would probably be a far better president than Donald John.

Who, at a NATO meeting recently, convinced everybody that like Uncle Duke he was on the floor whacking huge hair bats with a steel ruler.


You know, I spent a number of years in Berkeley, have lived in San Francisco for a long time now, and work in Marin dealing with old men who in their youth were hippies, or garage rock 'stars', and "creative types", or sometimes all three. So I am very familiar with insane people and folks not perfectly in touch with reality. Out-of-synch individuals. And naturally, like very many people here, I avoid eye-contact when in public because I am not keen to have conversations with unstable folks. The labile few. Karen-spawn.

All of whom voted for the Republicans back in 2024.
Because they feared those huge hairy bats.
Or illegal outer-space communists.

If I were ever to visit the red states, it is extremely likely that my horse-pucky meter would promptly explode from all the idiocy there. Feather brainery everywhere. It fills the air.
So far better not. They come to San Francisco and visit us in summer anyhow.
Blissfully unable to use sidewalks or find a bathroom.
We're so damned lucky.


Tourist from NATO countries and the "Islamic Republic of Japan" politely step around them.



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