TRUMPTASTIC!

Florida, having already made the leap to naming an airport after our dear president, realizes it can go a lot further. Especially after grasping the magnitude and positive feedback that renaming the Trump Kennedy center received. Which was absolutely a Trumpquake.

Which is why Karoline Trumpevitt can proudly announce that it's now 'Trumplorida'. On the shores of the Gulf of Trumperica. With, as it's chief city, the Trumpami-Dade urban area, not too far from the space port, Trumpaveral or Trumpennedy, we are not sure which yet. Where sometime soon the Trumpemis will lift off, opening a new chapter into man's conquest of the Trumpoon. This is truly Trumpuge, you've never seen anything like it!

Space. It's the final frontier!
Bigger and better than ever.

Maga shivers with Trumpicipation. Or Trumpogasm.
Your choice. And their choice.
Our choice.

Here's an artist's rendering of what that will look like.
Trumpooster rockets firing Trumpastically.
With powerful Trumpusts.

Under the inspired leadership of President Donald Trump, the Trump Aeronautics and Space Administration will once more make a giant leap for mankind, but much bigger and better and more beautiful than the last. Soon the Trumpoots will march all over the lunar orb, claiming it for all time for Trumporida and the Trumpited States, and thus keeping Chinese, Iranians, and all of Latin America out. As is only fitting!


The launch was postponed today because of the weather and the foreigners and a speech that our beloved Trumpuhrer is scheduled to deliver to the benighted savages. But soon, baby, soon. For which thunderous Trumplause is expected.

After that we shall all feast on two Big Macs, two Filet-O-Fishes, and a chocolate shake.
Plus up to a dozen cans of Diet Coke. It's Trumpelicious!



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