THE SHAREHOLDERS ARE HAPPY

No, I didn't watch Donald Trump's speech last night. There were better things to do. An itchy spot. Pimple. Bladder. Nails. Oh look, blinky thing! But I read about it afterward. Apparently the teleprompter told him that we have met all of our objectives, it will be over soon, and we need to rob social, educational, and medical programs to pay for it. Future generations, plus billionaires, CEOs, lobbyists, and preachers will thank us for it.

Provided the rest of the world stands up and fixes what we broke. Those ungrateful bastards.


Also, per Paula White, who is bonkers, like so many rightwing Christians, Trump is exactly like Jesus. The suffering, the heartache, the humanity!
Damn, Christians are stupid.


Let's just support the war by gutting all social and educational programs in the red states. Those blinkered hicks don't need nuttin', okay? At least until we've figured out which vampire billionaires, CEOs, lobbyists, and preachers to kill for ruining the country and running it like a country club with slaves. Not surprisingly, I have a list. Many of us have lists.
The number of lists and their length is growing.

Also mentioned in the news: Walmart chicken nuggets migh have unacceptable levels of lead contamination. Because poor folks kibble is made in substandard conditions. But that's totally okay, what's a little lead poisoning among friends in the greatest country on earth?

There is no evidence whatsoever that lead or other contaminants below fatal levels have an adverse impact on the ability of factory drooges and low level desk puppets to perform simle tasks acceptably in a fast-paced work environment. If you have any questions, save them till the next stakeholder-inspiring pizza party one slice per non-unionized employee.

By the way, HR has been outsourced to India to better serve you.
Please call the automated line. There will be a hold.


Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham love you.



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