THE BURNING SEASON

Ever so often a fellow pipesmoker will attempt to friend me on Facebook. Which is flattering. Some of them, however, are Trump supporters. Who do not realize that they are detestable people, poor dears, and hell will freeze over before I give them the time of day. Which goes for all the rightwing hosebags I have to associate with during working hours also, and because of them I hope parts of Marin County burn to cinders this summer.

Well shoot, I hope half the damned country goes up.
For pretty much the exact same reason.

No, we're clearly not all in this together. Every time a natural disaster hits one of the red states I think "good, those dumb sonsofbitches deserved it, hope the barn washes away, mosquito-born ailments hit, they end up desperate for clean water, their damned cows die, and Fema delays whatever help they give till the dipwads are all diseased and bankrupt". Because, you see, I am more or less intolerant of Christians and their bigotries.

Again, we're not all in this together.

Bet the British are happy they're rid of us, which they're probably celebrating today.
And the Canadians are probably damned glad there's border between us.

Anyhow, I hope everyone enjoys their burnt hotdog and prancing drum majorettes today. Both of those are best washed down with strong tea. Which of course you can't get in most parts of the country, because people chucked the tea leaves into the drink and habitually swill shitty beer there during the day. On holidays they start at breakfast. Which probably explains why people lose their hands on July Fourth and half the country becomes Florida man.



By the way, that bloody stump or bleeding eye-socket from playing with fireworks?
Ivermectin, manuka honey, and apple cider vinegar. That's the ticket.
Just stay out of the emergency room, fellas.
Real people might need it.



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