NOPE, NEVER MET HIM. WHO?

It's official: there was no island where rich people went to snort coke, swill expensive liquor, and brutalize under-age girls. Nor are there lists of any type, like for instance flight logs, that show the names of rich people who, it is unreliably alleged, may have visited that imaginary island which does not exist. Or even photos of them hobnobbing with the unfortunatly dead pimp king of the fictitious island where under no circumstances rich people went to snort coke, swill expensive liquor, and brutalize under-age girls.

REPEAT: No such island. No lists. No clients.

Reports that a well-known politician may have called Jeffrey Epstein a "terrific guy" and "a lot of fun to be with" are all spurious gossip. And in any case, he was not a fan, and had a falling-out with him a long time ago. Whatever. It. Is!

Also and furthermore, he never knew the man.
Why are you still talking about it?
It's all lies. Fake news.
No files at all.

THIS IS NOT A PHOTO!

Like every rational person, I completely trust Pam Bondi and Kash Patel, as well as Karoline Leavitt. They are upstanding people of the greatest veracity. Huge veracity. Big beautiful veracity. People always say they've never seen such veracity.


"Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein? This guy’s been talked about for years. You’re asking, we have Texas, we have this, we have all of the things. And are people still talking about this guy?"


Well, he was a financier. A terrific guy. In banking or something, And people love talking, about financeering and other things. It takes our minds off all the underage girls that were brutalized. Supposedly by rich people (they were paupers) who snorted coke (nope, they couldn't afford it, losers) on an imaginary island (never existed, hurricanes).
Where all kinds of crimes were committed (never happened).




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