SHAGGY MUTANTS AT THE OOZE FACTORY

Some of the people I deal with regularly believe that there are nanochips in vaccines and also I have recently been told that the new pope is either a crossdresser or a trangendered person (his skull shape is, apparently, a dead give-away). So sometimes just plain stupid would be a breath of fresh air.

If they field test the giant combat-lobsters in Marin County, I am ready for that. I will gladly help them herd the local population into the fryer-baskets. Here, this one is nice and fatty. Especially the head!

Fifteen tonne spider dump right over Mill Valley? Cool!


Of course, I am probably the perfect person for my job. Neurotic. In the morning while heading toward the bus stop there are five kinds of things I obsessively count: crazies - druggies - streetpeople, dogs, familiar faces, tykes, and robo-taxis. In the evening walking back from the bus I do the same thing. There were three crazies, three tykes, and three Waymos this evening. No more, no less. Not four, that would be too many. Three.
Two of the tykes are Randall and Brenda.
They are active and adorable.


The first category is a Venn diagram, naturally. Overlapping circles. Some crazies are street people or druggies and in either of the latter categories there are plenty of crazy folks.
Some people are a triple whammy.

Pursuant daily activities at the ooze factory, I noticed that when Jeff was talking about politics he was petulantly whining in a very MAGA fashion, and when he spoke of lady boys he sounded totally giddy. I did not ask him about his experiences in that field.
And I absolutely do not want to know.

Nor do I wish to hear about painful blisters, digestive bloating, or purulence.
These are no doubt fascinating subjects, but save them for the nurse.


I did get to smoke several bowls of Greg Pease's latest (Ellipsis) while at work, however. Quoting from Tobacco Reviews dot com: "The fourth entry in master blender Greg Pease's Zeitgeist Collection, Ellipsis Flake is a flake-cut, pressed mixture of Virginias, Orientals, and a bit of Perique, resulting in a blend that is medium-bodied, subtle in aroma, and complex in flavor. Naturally rich with sweetness, spice, and a bit of nuttiness, Ellipsis Flake, by being pressed, allows the mixture's flavors to be amplified and is fit to satisfy Virginia lovers and Oriental enthusiasts alike."

Yeah. It's good. Smooth medium, with a savoury quality reminiscent of a good Havana.
I shan't recommend it to the pipe club, because everytime I do that the bastards buy it all and I don't get to start a hoard. When stockpiling, shoot for the following perfect quantities (which represent lovely numbers. Three tins, for the unobtainables. Five, because it's luck, as is eight, and both six and nine let you also have an open tin. Ten, eleven, twelve, sixteen, eighteen, twenty, and twenty one. This is the correct way.


A good reason to give some people Valium is so they don't twitch on the table.
There are great differences between an anal probe and a brain probe.
But for the fellows in the backroom, ignore all that.
The results will be very much the same.




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