MUSHROOM POWER

According to the western version of ayurveda, you are supposed to drink mushroom coffee in the morning to wake up better, revitalize your aura, and kickstart peristalsis. It's mystical.
This confirms that some white people are out of their goofy minds.

There are several mushroom beverages advertised on the internet.
Minor celebrities have written testimonials.


As a complete non-celebrity, I don't have to do that. I haven't invested in the products, and don't have to busk them. So I suggest real coffee instead. It also peristaltifies.

Even better, a walk around the neighborhood with a pipeful of fine tobacco at the crack of dawn, more or less, AFTER that first cup of coffee, benefits your aura monumentally, and might also do things that are mystical. You should try it.

Minor celebrity peristalsis is overrated.

Cream of mushroom soup is not a substitute for coffee.

On the other hand, an intense mushroom broth with a splash of sherry and little juicy pork meatballs, with some hot buttered toast on the side, does sound rather nice right now.

Might have just invented a new wake-up ritual.

Bugger minor celebrities.



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