Saturday, September 09, 2023


According to Marjorie Taylor Greene, an idiot who is much loved in inbredistan, it's gazpacho.
No, I shan't put a recipe for hick bitch roach poison here, because of course you have your own. Which is probably far better than mine.

The best recipe is Nancy Pelosi's.
Trust me on this.

[Bread crumbs, tomato, cucumbers, onion, bell peppers, garlic, olive oil, wine vinegar, water, and salt. Pinch of cumin.]

From what I hear, she's a fabulous cook.

I also hear that the reason MTG and her husband divorced is because she kept serving up possum and taters. Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's a very popular dish in that neck of the woods. Swamp. Generations of local kids have grown up big and strong (and hairy) on that. Washed down with SweetWater 420 Extra Pale Ale. Ooh yum baby.
Problem was she kept serving it to other men. All he got was stale leftovers.
A major issue with possum is that it's kind of greasy.
Especially when it's stale leftovers.
Bit of an off smell.

Should have stuck with the gazpacho.
Far healthier. Cleaner too.

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