From what we've heard, they're having rain of epic proportions down in Southern California, and people are hecka freaking out. Immigrants and liberals are looting Beverly Hills, there are corpses floating in the floodwaters of Montecito, Hollywood has burned down because of electrical shorts in the aircon. Or something. Don't exactly know what. Reports are sketchy.
My friend Kenny was stretched in a beach chair in his downstairs doorway with a pipe and a cognac, in late afternoon, enjoying the refreshing rain, and wondering if he should go take a swim in the pool of his complex.
I believe he decided against doing so.
The floating corpses.
Disease.
Most people have enough water to last till the emergency crews get there, I think. Except for those who have drowned in their cars on highway overpasses. I have heard things. Drug-fuelled things. Some of the people who dropped by work earlier today were on Valium and medications for gout. It did things to them. Plus they aren't solidly moored at the best of times. They needed to smoke and pee. Desperate.
This is shocking, unprecedented.
It's positively biblical.
Space aliens.
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