ACHIEVING HAPPINESS

Yesterday evening I mentioned that egg tarts can keep young ladies contented. Which, of course, is valuable information. Knowing this could prevent natural disasters and bombing campaigns. Egg tarts. So, given that I am experienced in these matters, and have had years in which to observe things, it is perhaps a good idea to share my knowledge about what else keeps young ladies contented.

These are:

Lobster.
Pork chops.
Charsiu noodles.
Fresh steamed fish.
Kailan with oyster sauce.
Sauteed fresh Shrimp.
A huge slice of cake.
Steamed oysters.
Fried chicken.

A large container of boba tea, some kind of fruit flavour, is only a shallow substitute for any of the above. She bought that for herself because a whole cooked lobster is not so portable, and it is generally considered gauche to walk around on the public street gnawing on a bouquet of juicy pork chops.

Women are more complicated than men. Most men will be quite happy with something that can be covered with cheese and sliced jalapeños. Add a rasher or two of bacon, and he'll be happy for hours. Doesn't matter what.
Pizza. Dogs. Carboard. A pigskin.


An egg tart, or three or four egg tarts, go a long way toward establishing Universal Harmony. It's a good beginning.

蛋撻 ('daan taat').
Egg tart.




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