BREAKFAST -- NO DRIED FISH

I do not eat breakfast. Early morning is a time of deep contemplation, existential angst, and despair over the fate of the world, NOT indulging the flesh!
Actually, that's strong coffee, a bit of tobacco in a pipe or small cheroot, and maybe half a glass of yoghurt, followed by rigorous ablutions.
If you're a woman, you can omit all that stuff.
Women don't shave.

TOO MUCH GUSTO!

[SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGjeaHe7GkY.]

I usually don't bother eating till mid-afternoon. Well after the coffee and ablutions.

Breakfast is more exciting as an intellectual concept than as a reality.


Which is why I rather like this chipper video:

YOU MIGHT REQUIRE A PURI

[SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKHB_CT7ekM.]

Chicken nihari is, of course, a contradiction in terms. But why not? Maybe you don't want lamb shanks just after dawn? Some people aren't ready for an English breakfast.

But it's a lovely fantasy.



A GOOD WHIZZ

[SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fwzIRcaYXk.]

Nothing is more British than butter chicken.
It, too, would make a great breakfast.


Mmmm, back to contemplating tragedy and despair now.
It's time for existential angst.
Coffee.




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