GETTING AN EDUCATION

Today's college kids deserve full praise for going where no man should go, and doing things which are more than slightly ill-advised. Like going on drug-binges, jacking emergency vehicles, committing lewd acts of an auto-erotic nature in the police station, and snarfing wheat thins.

Many wrong things involve wheat thins. I myself have on occasion used wheat thins injudiciously, often in conjunction with processed meat of a questionable nature, or substances reputed to contain dairy products, though that material is often very far down on the list of ingredients.
Right after several chemicals I can't pronounce.

Never snarf wheat thins while whacked.

Doing so opens doors for Cthulhu.

Mustn't go there, girlfriend.


THIS A VERY DISTURBED YOUNG MAN:


Stefan Sortland, who should be sorry he did stuff.
Photo credit: Larimer County Sherriff's Office.

[Source: Ambulance theft suspect Stefan Sortland's day allegedly included drugs, lewd acts and crackers.]

Quote: "The Colorado State University student (who is) accused of stealing an ambulance and attacking deputies at the Larimer County jail says he went to a Halloween concert where he took "molly" and cocaine, according to the extensive police reports obtained by 7NEWS."

[Copyright etcetera: 7NEWS Denver, Scripps Media.]


Molly, according to Wikipedia, is "a psychoactive drug of the substituted methylenedioxyphenethylamine and substituted amphetamine classes of drugs that is consumed primarily for its euphoric and empathogenic effects. Pharmacologically, MDMA acts as a serotonin-norepinephrine-dopamine releasing agent and reuptake inhibitor", though it can also refer to "the related drugs methylone, MDPV, mephedrone or any other of the pharmacological group of compounds commonly known as bath salts".


MDMA makes you do things, odd things. One of the effects is to excite your various orificial zones, as well as relaxing inhibitions you might have. Do not pooh pooh inhibitions; they are a potent defensive mechanism.

Quote: "The ambulance had a GPS system and was tracked to the town of Loveland, 15 miles away, where officers found it in the middle of a road with heavy damage. It appeared Sortland had taken the vehicle before crashing into a sign, driving it the wrong way and bringing it to a halt after crossing a barrier."

[Source: Student solo sex act (mirror.co.uk).]


Anyhow, when the police found the vehicle that the young gentleman had "borrowed" and wrecked, he was kind of out of it and didn't cooperate. So they shot him with a stun gun, then took him back to the Loveland Police Department, where he "stood on a bench, kicked the wall, and masturbated," according to the police report.

Later he assaulted two deputies at lunch time.

He seems to have had a very active day.
No doubt it was "educational".
He's a college student.
Time to learn.
Things.



I would suggest that readers not mix 'Molly' and cocaine.
Especially not when driving an ambulance.
This is NOT university learning.
Just common sense.

And stay away from snack crackers.
They might be dangerous.
Thin thin wheat.
Cthulhu.




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