DEATH BY NOODLES
You may wish to print them out and furtively reread them while on the bus or train, or at other times when you are unsure of the etiquette expected of you by your fellow-travelers.
In which case, it pays to laminate.
No. 1: I am not a cat.
No. 2: I do NOT want to rub myself all over with butter, and far less let anyone else do it.
No. 3: Redundancy is not witty.
No. 4: Redundancy is not witty.
No. 5: Exclamation points are a way of life - live with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No. 6: Monty Python is cool. Monty Python fans, maybe not. The jury is still out.
No. 7: With or without bagels, dating is seriously out of the question. I don't have time for that. There's just too much homework, and people could see us, and it would be too embarrassing, and boys have sweaty sticky hands. And ick. Seriously. Ick.
No. 8: I now know about ghee, but I'm never going to use it. Go read number two.
No. 9: Please keep all your greasy hands to yourself. I'm very very happy you're here, but no touching! Please see number two again. Ick.
You may peruse her blog here:
The post from whence these rules were lifted is here:
Please act appropriately.
Other blogs suitable for December reading:
Fog-loving Zionist, among other things.
It's not a dump truck, it's a series of Jews
Two gentlemen of either leisure or high-school - you get to figure out which.
A thoughtful rabbi. Perceptive, and insightful.
Academe, a Baby, a Feline, and a Kohen. Go kvetch at her to be more blogsome.
On The Contrary: Judaism with Comments Enabled
Another thoughtful rabbi. You deserve it.
All about bad dates and living the Jewish life with a sexually insane roommate.
Blinding flashes of intellect, just a little too late.
And, as always, browse through the blogroll - it is there for your convenience (actually, it is there for MY convenience). There have been several additions over the past few months. Some are food related, many are not.
You will also note that in the manga section, Hello Kitty Hell is listed. It is not a manga blog, but I did not know where else to put it. It is copiously illustrated. You will laugh. You will cry. You will vomit.