Tuesday, March 04, 2008

PROD PROD PROD

The following is an account of actual events. I'm pretty certain I saw something very (extremely) similar on Treppenwitz's blog, over a year ago (and this is a blatant derivative of his version) - can't quite remember the date or the post.
It's a different journey, but the same thing is happening in the back of the car. Damned kids. They never change.

Hamas: prod prod prod

Israel: "Don't!"

Hamas: prod prod prod

Israel: "Stop doing that!"

Hamas: prod prod prod

Israel: "I'm serious, stop it!"

Hamas: prod prod prod

Israel hits Hamas

Hamas to UN Security Council: "Mom! He hit me!"

UN Security council: "Stop belly-aching. I have other things to deal with."

Hamas: prod prod prod

Israel: "Stop it!"

Hamas: prod prod prod

Israel hits Hamas again

Hamas: "Do that once more and I'll, kick you, bitch. Mom always liked you best!"

Israel: "Oh yeah?!?"

Hamas: "He's threatening me! He's threatening me! Da-a-ad!!!"

Europe: "Stop fighting back there! Hamas, you're bothering your mother, please, please try to be nice. And you, Izzy, keep your damn' hands to yourself or else!"

Israel: "Yes dad."

Hamas: prod prod prod

Israel hits Hamas again

Hamas: "Mom! He did it again!"

UN Security council, dozing: "Mmmmm snore, urrk."

Hamas: prod prod prod

Israel punches Hamas in the face, drawing blood

Hamas, feeling his nose and then looking at the blood on his fingers: "Oh crap! What did you do that for?!?"


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