Friday, April 21, 2006

THE SMUT POLICE

Interesting article in 'Joods Nederland' today (Dutch Language original posted under the English encapsulation).
[Joods Nederland is here: http://www.joods.nl/]


Pius hackers battle porn on the internet.

So far only Israeli porno sites have been attacked, but the hackers plan to combat all porno-sites worldwide. On one porno-site all content was removed, on others the depictions of congress had been replaced with a photo of the Rebbe.

Underneath the photo is the caption "We, the Da-Net group, have hacked into this site and erased all its abomination", followed by a tirade against pornography, which, according to the hackers, has caused the death of countless people, great misery, and horrible disasters.

["Tot dusver zijn alleen Israëlische pornosites aangevallen, maar de hackers hebben het gemunt op alle pornosites wereldwijd. Op één website was de complete content weggehaald, op een aantal andere was op de plek waar eerst sex-afbeeldingen te zien waren, een foto van de Rebbe geplaatst.
Onder de foto staat de tekst "We, the Da-Net group, have hacked into this site and erased all its abomination" ("Wij de Da-Net groep, hebben ingebroken op deze website en alle verwerpelijke inhoud gewist."). De tekst wordt gevolgd door een tirade tegen pornografie die volgens de vrome hackers al 'talloze mensen de dood in heeft gejaagd en de oorzaak is van onafzienbare ellende en grote rampen.' "]


Article here: http://www.joods.nl/content/view/40511/43/


What to say of this?

Clearly it is a good thing!

It will force countless people to obtain their smut the old-fashioned way, thus benefitting small businessmen and convenience stores everywhere. Some people may reconsider their addiction, and devote themselves to good works instead. Money will be spent locally! Jobs will be created! Trailer parks will hear the happy noise of families finally interacting again!
And Apu Nahasapinapatelam might even be able to hire someone for the store - he desperately needs a vacation.


Disclaimer: I do not purchase pornography, nor view it on the internet; my imagination is good enough, and I have no trouble in my minds eye feeling the warm velvety skin of........


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Afterthought: What do you suppose the reaction of the typical pervert will be when she cruises into her favourite porn-site and discovers the visage of the Rebbe instead?

This is really where, when, and how these Lubavitchers want people to first discover the Rebbe?

Nu, at least it's not Madonna.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Rabbi pornography. Ooh, hot!

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