Saturday, March 28, 2026

YOUR DUTIFUL WORSHIP

In some parts of the country, temperatures one day were in the eighties, and the next day they were hit by massive snow storms. According to the climate change deniers, one of the idiot fringes of the Republican Party, this dramatic climactologic alternating is natural.
Nothing to worry about here, the deity will provide umbrellas.

It is suprising how many batshit idiot fringes that one political party has.

It was foretold in the ancient manyscripts. Which are, as every rightthinking believer knows, one hundred percent true and the very model and roadmap for in the present.
As is everything in the good book.


Boys, you are all collectively insane. Religious belief is codified dysfunction.


I hate to tell you this, but there is no verifiable fact anywhere in the good book. Literal belief is tantamount to practicing withcraft. It is a self-contradicting document in almost infinite ways, and far too often easily proven wrong. The Republican Party is unevenly split between the willingly gullible and the criminally opportunistic.
Idiots misguided by preachers.
The severely insane are in charge now, they dominate the discourse.
The crass, the cruel, and the incompetent.
And their willing helpers.

Sadly, this era will be remembered for autocratic indulgences that are mundane, pedestrian, and vulgar. Glue-on fake gold mouldings. Tarts and hookers. Gew gaws. Junkfood.


I am the emperor and I want dumplings!
["Ich bin der Kaiser, und ich will Knödel!"]


Two Big Macs, two Filet-O-Fishes, and a chocolate shake.
Plus up to a dozen cans of Diet Coke.
A red state god.



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YOUR DUTIFUL WORSHIP

In some parts of the country, temperatures one day were in the eighties, and the next day they were hit by massive snow storms. According to...