FOLLOW THE BRAINS

Sometimes it's not a question of "follow the money" as simply putting the Lego blocks together until you can't help stumbling over them when you go to the kitchen in the middle of the night for a glass of water. Which is, more or less, a metaphor, please understand. No kid, no Legos, and for some of us a glass of water at three in the morning is not, strictly speaking, a good idea. Even though there is always a light on, on the small table in a corner of the hallway, so we can actually find our way to the bathroom to micturate later without stumbling into things and waking the neighbors with our cussing.

One way of looking at it is that Trump and his boys got played by Netanyahu. American goombas working for a foreign gangster. We all know who actually has the brains.
Hint: it ain't that bunch of reality teevee actors in Washington.

[Point of debate: do they actually have one brain among the lot of them? Or do they all simply think with their testicles? Maybe men are too emotional for important roles.]

I guess the main lesson here is that Khameini never should have called Netanyahu's momma ugly. Bad things were bound to happen after that.


Repeat: She ain't ugly. Don't you ever say that.

Another lesson is that the Europeans shouldn't ever rely on the United States for anything security-related, because Israel is really our only ally, as well as our biggest success, thank you fundamentalist Christian nutballs in the interior and Baptist end-of-times apocalyptic crazies, and we're unpredictable and often out of our tiny little minds. Too likely to stumble around drunkenly by the icemachine at four in the morning yelling for room service to come get those giant hairy bats out of our room and why is the carpet trying to strangle us?
Giant lizards! Never should have combined adenochrome with acid.


What was it Trump said several times about war with Iran? Oh yeah, that when the poll numbers fell and the hounds were closing in, Barack Obama would start a war with Iran. Stephen Miller said that if we voted for Kamala we'd end up in a war with Iran.
I guess a war with Iran was inevitable, huh?

Benny Netanyahu has been in power for so many years.
Since before our stupid adventure in Iraq.
Don't worry about the Americans.
He'll deal with them.


This is what happens when you elect a man too stupid to think his way out of a paper bag. And he appoints a bunch of flattering egomaniac dunderheads to his cabinet.
You end up with a bag of flaming dog poo.
That's also a metaphor.



Maybe it's time now for another Trump dance.
Rythmic air punches and hip wiggles.
The crowd will love it.



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