According to the faith of my ancestors (which was hard core Dutch Calvinism) all other forms of Christianity are accursed heathendom or witchcraft and should be absolutely forbidden. So whenever anyone tries to get me to accept or find Jesus, I revert to my ancestral intolerance and turn the conversation into a slice of hell. Where Doug Wilson will undoubtedly burn.
If there is a hell. The jury is still out on that one.
Pete Hegseth too. Tattoos are verboten.
Repulsive damned frat boy.
Burn, heretic.
There, I'm glad we got that out of the way.
In other news, on my way home I passed throngs of people wearing green celebrating Saint Pudnick casting potatoes out of Ireland by getting blotto. As I have no doubt Pete Hegseth is probably doing right now too. There are four whole days of this drunken misbehaviour and puking this year, which seems like a perfect way to celebrate. After all, we bombed Iran, whereupon there was mass celebration in the streets there and they promptly built a democratic society. Right?
DANCING! SONGS! GIDDY CELEBRATIONS!
Gasoline prices must have dropped, and we're a lot safer now.
American military intervention ALWAYS brings freedom and prosperity.
Donald Trump DESERVED the FIFA Peace Prize.
More than anyone else.
America! America!
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