EVERYTHING IS DEEPFRIED

Back in 2024 many young Americans, tired of Biden, voted for Trump. Trump wouldn't get us into a forever war. Which is absolutely correct. The Iran war is, effectively, over. Trump is willing to end the war even if the Straight remains closed. It's multidimensional chess. Okay?!?

In further news, the Pope is wrong, national parks will be privatized, and the oligarch class doesn't care that you cannot afford gasoline, groceries, or healthcare.

Suffering builds character, bitches. Y'all need that.


We've won the Iran war. Repeatedly.
All objectives have been met.
Repeatedly.

Iranian women have thrown off their hijabs and are dancing in the streets. Khameini is dead. When gas goes up we profit. The Gulf Arabs are overjoyed at our brilliant manouevres. Israel is safe. Everyone has converted to Christianity. Erika Kirk is making money. Marines aren't allowed to have foreign relatives. Everything is deepfried. Hurrah. New ballroom!

Anyone who believes otherwise is just a commie.

According to Robert Kennedy Junior, Trump has "encyclopedic, molecular knowledge across a wide range of interests", and his "knowledge is so vast it’s invisible to the human eye".

That's a government official speaking. If you can't believe a government official, who can you believe? What's wrong with you?

Calling Trump a geriatric dipshit who can’t even form a coherent sentence is unfair.


Who authorized you to even think stuff like that?



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