The nasty rightwingers in the backroom have gotten silent about our great Spring victory over Iran. In the first few days they were loudly gloating, giddy and exuberant about the brilliant and totally correct manoeuvre by our immortal stable genius leader the chosen one.
But the thrill seems have worn off. Or perhaps reality is raising its ugly head.
They are quieter than they were, their testicles have shrunk, and the cold hard hand of complete non-victory is squeezing their pinheads in its icy grip.
Nor have they been parroting Trump's petulant ranting about how our European allies aren't rushing to our aid in this war that we have won.
We don't need them anyway. The Straight of Hormuz is wide open. Just ignore the shooting.
Pretty soon, encouraged by bombs falling from the sky and explosions, the Iranians will rise up en masse, liberate their women, and welcome us as liberators. There will be pom poms.
They'll finally become good fundy Christians, and watch American football.
There will be Turning Point USA chapters all over the country.
And everyone will speak English instead of Foreignese.
It will be grand. Freedom! No more liberals!
Meanwhile, Trump's loyal lapdogs in important positions keep blitheringly voicing words of ego-stroke and gentle encouragement to the king. Because it is expedient.
They do not wish to face the tantrums.
"We took Iwo Jima. We can take Kharg Island."
------U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC)
Lindsey Graham's only horse in this race is keeping Donny from ripping his face off. Just keep on smiling and nodding, Lindsey, and please fade deservedly into the background. You're an idiot, and everybody outside of South Carolina knows that.
The long periods of silence in the backroom have been lovely.
Best workweek in a while.
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