THE LIZARD PEOPLE

Just wait for the next pandemic. Traffic will become less congested, and there will be plenty of parking. Almost a guarantee. And we'll finally be able to pave over Texas as a parking lot on the road to Guadalajara. Yes, you may call me an optimist.Sure, that may sound a bit negative, but I've spent two days hearing pustulent right wingers justifying and defending Trump's racism and turpitude and whiskey Pete's complete moral vacuum. So I have little love for my fellow Americans. The rot started when we let in all the trash from the British Isles. English, Irish, Scots, Scots-Irish, what have you. In fact, if we Dutch had sank the Mayflower when it was loaded, the world would be amuch better place.

Ichor, radioactive sludge, and toxic secretions.

Thank me for sharing.

Sure, the British Isles would now be overflowing with all the scum that couldn't leave unless deported to Australia, but that's actually a small price to pay in the grand scheme of things.
I'd be okay with that. They would have been forced to deal with their whack-jobs at home.
Instead of foisting them on the world. Cold showers, boys, just have cold showers!
It will cure you of those depraved tendencies!


Yesterday afternoon the backroom with the old farts was a little slice of hell. Steaming rancid compost brained hell. Rottenness bubbling over, psychic slime globs, and ectoplasmic putty, splashing around and spattering like what happens when you dump a thirty two ounce soft drink into the deep-fryer at the cheese steak place.

In their next lives they should be reborn as gila monsters with painful infected jaw glands. It would be appropriate. Chronic starvation because of their inability to hunt effectively, the venom giving them constant acid and constipation. Long but incredibly unhappy lives.

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