GATOR, POSSUM, AND SPARKLING WINE

During the first pipe of the day, smoked while walking around Leavenworth and Jackson, three things went through my mind: the passing of Dick Cheney, Mike Johnson's love of Hallowe'en parties, and a bloodtest which is required before a peripheral angioplasty of the lower dextral appendage may proceed.

Dick Cheney will be forever remembered as a great hunter with superlative aim.

Mike Johnson wasn't invited to the great Gatsby-themed Hallowe'en party, because he's a schmendrick, but he loves the concept. The frisson of over-the-top fin du siecle decadence while millions of his fellow-southerners go hungry is almost irresistible, and he hopes he wangles an invite next year. Oh, it's magic. The acme of madcappery and festivity!
He's got a suit! Next year! Nebbech.

I'm guessing so much coke was snorted that they could have knocked out a small town in Texas. Cocaine, as you know, is a fancy import, like champagne and caviar. Poor people, like all those Southerners now not getting supplemental nutrition benefits or medical care, have to make do with trailerpark methamphetamine, and sparkling wine.
Ginger ale and bubbly apple cider for the kiddies.
It's what Jesus would do.

Sparkling wine comes from California.
So this totally works for us.
Thanks, Mike.

You know, there's a theory that Mike Johnson is closely related to himself, like so many people where he comes from. Unfortunate, but it would explain a lot.



Perhaps I should lay off people from the South. Many fine people come from there, and they honestly can't be blamed for their very tight families. America has benefitted (a lot) from associating with them, and it's honestly been very eductional.
We have learned so much.

Grits. And where would we be without grits?

Dick Cheney spent much time there.
That accounts for his aim.



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