REPUBLICAN EXPERTISE

At one point the other day the opinionated right wing hosebags in the back room were all single mindedly in agreement: the covid pandemic had been a Chinese / Democrat / Libtard conspiracy. And it had failed. Americans had seen through it, and voted the senile fool who had done it out of office. And there was much rejoicing.

All of which proved that the tarriffs were totally justified.

It often amazes me how expert they are in a wealth of fields. Medicine, economics, racial relations, constitutional law, and history. Plus, of course, baseball and football.

Mentally they're all wearing MAGA hats.

A few days ago I could hear the retired member of the legal profession whine-ranting for over three hours. He's reverting to his spoiled brat phase. But with worse habits and smells. Much worse. I can understand now why his wife sends him over nearly every day.
She married him (second wife), so she's also questionable.
But evenso. The poor bitch needs a break.
Sometime I'll suggest poison.
Instead of valium.

Booze also works. Unfortunately he likes Scotch whisky and fine cognac. So the next few months will be a drag. Not only for him, but for all of them. They'll probably eventually get used to Bourbon and never go back.

I am looking forward, very much, to the bird flu epidemic.

Which, though they haven't mentioned it yet, is probably also a democrat / libtard / Chinese plot. Ably assisted by Canadians and Penguins. And Biden's fault too. Damned foreigners!
In summation: surgical masks are commie, vaccines are bullpuckey.
Thank Jeebus for Alabama, Florida, and Texas.
No surrender! Football. Trump!
No wire hangers!
Ever.



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