At the back of the hill

Warning: If you stay here long enough you will gain weight! Grazing here strongly suggests that you are either omnivorous, or a glutton. And you might like cheese-doodles.
BTW: I'm presently searching for another person who likes cheese-doodles.
Please form a caseophilic line to the right. Thank you.

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

OOH, LICK ME AGAIN!

It's larger than your average rat, more intelligent than a guinea pig or teapartier, extremely social, and furry to the touch. As well as being remarkably and deliciously edible, if you are a black-footed ferret.

And, judging by the video below, prairie dogs are also capable of co-opting cats into their scheme to rule the universe.
The cats have a key role.


FUZZ BALL TONGUE SLAVE

[Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWbxTLIBrRY.]


That's over three minutes of cat licking prairie dogs.

Three minutes! That cat must really like the taste of fur.


Crap, I can't even get someone to lick me for ONE second.


Not that that was ever my intent.

No, I don't lurk around the washrooms in shopping malls extending a shapely fur-covered leg for curious people to lick. Nor do I go door to door asking folks if they can spare a moment to kiss my calves.

I am not a prairie dog trolling for cat.

Trust me.


Stupid animals.



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