Thursday, April 17, 2014

ON A MATTER OF PERSONAL CLEANLINESS

An acquaintance has made it clear that he and his young lady take baths together. He explains that it is quite the best way to get clean.
He is a very clean man. Sparkling, in fact. I ascribe that to his ablutionary practices, about which he has a neat-o theory.
Something about two hands good, four hands better.

It does sound like there might be something to his theory.

I would like to put it to the test.

Sometime.



There is, however, a minor problem.

An issue of logistics and organization, in some ways.

For this particular scientific experiment, I shall need a guinea pig.




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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

http://www.cavyhouse.org/Home.html

Check out our adoptable guinea pigs on the “Adoptables” page!!

A litter of pups who were born around February 19 just came into our rescue on March 22. They’ll need at least a week to fatten up and will hopefully be ready for adoption by the end of March. There are two females and two males.


Alex and Fawn are a pair of well-socialized one year old female piggies (Probably sisters) who would make great pets for anyone. They should be ready for adoption by the end of March. We’ve had them here for the past 6+ weeks while we waited to see if they were pregnant or not, as the previous owners weren’t sure when they were last with males. They were plumping up quite a bit, making us suspicious, but at this point, it looks like they’ve just been enjoying our good food.


Raspberry and Patches are a bonded pair of one year old female guinea pigs who should be ready for adoption by late March or early April.- ADOPTED March 29, 2014!!


“Atlas” is a young reddish brown female cuy guinea pig. We are looking for a good foster home with someone who is interested in spending some time with Atlas and getting her to trust people. It appears she hasn’t had much socialization yet as she is very hard to catch. Once caught, she isn’t too hard to hold. So if you’ve got some experience with piggies and would like to work with one for a while, but perhaps can’t adopt because you’re not ready for a long-term commitment, then perhaps you’d be interested in fostering Atlas.


The back of the hill said...

They sound delightful.

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