THEY ARE ALL EVIL!

Like everybody, I am thrilled that our three year old baby, oops sorry I meant our respected and revered president pardon me, can identify a girafe. Millions of people have never seen a giraffe and would not know one if it came up and bit them in the gand, but Donald J. Trump immediately recognized him through the power of Jesus and promptly ordered him to leave this country and return to Africa. Then he called Putin to tell him what he had done.

Truly, we are blessed. Paula White agrees.

So does Kash Patel. Hi Kash!


If you aren't thrilled, you are probably a sicko Democrat and should be thrown in jail.
Or deported.


Please do NOT from the foregoing think that I consider very much of this country a stinking hellhole filled with ignorant yokels who are happy to get ripped off by religious charlatans and always elect conmen and monsters. Far from it; I truly appreciate my fellow Americans in the vast interior as warrm charitable folks happy to treat their fellows kindly, welcome the foreigner, and radiate their intrinsic goodness to the rest of the world. And Putin.
There is NO sneering sarcasm here. None. Far from it. Bless you.

THIS IS A GIRAFFE

And Rudolhp Giuliani should live many long years. Till one hundred and twenty.


By the way, the Straight of Hormuz is open, through the grace of the lord and Donald 'The Blessed Virgin' Trump, and anyone who says otherwise is a stinking commie, and probably gay and a foreigner. And should be shot. Or in any case barred from office.

We're the greatest country on planet earth. Or any planet.

We will outlaw all giraffes.



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