THE CHILDREN

It's barely above fifty degrees out there. According to several people, smokers like myself deserve that, we should suffer because of our vices, and perish of stiff joints, cold seizures, and pneumonia. Because tobacco is evil. And must be stopped.

Per the venomous earthmother sow I encountered up at the intersection while smoking my pipe and catching pneumonia, daemonic beings should NOT indulge in tobacco in public! We're endangering peoples health, and think about the children!

Okay, the children. Woodchipper.
There. Happy now?


Perhaps it's time to remind everyone that once upon a time, and not even so very long ago, more doctors smoked Camels than any other cigarette. Yes, in a repeated national survey, doctors in ALL branches of medicine, in ALL parts of the country, were asked "what cigarette do YOU smoke, doctor?" Not surprisingly, more doctors preferred the taste of Camels. Why don't you try Camels for a month, to see what a smooth, rich tasting cigarette can mean for your tobacco enjoyment?

At some point there may be a class action suit against the entire damn' board of supervisors for endangering lives with their draconian measures. Either that or elder abuse. Rather than the plaudits and cheap good publicity they expect for being puritanical dillwads.

At which point there may be cupcakes. And joyous parties.
Kiddies and puritanical dillwads not invited.

You bet I'm thinking of the children.
Unkind thoughts.



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