Monday, January 05, 2026

SUN-DRENCHED PARADISE

It seems like I must admit defeat. It's far too cold outside to smoke my pipe in comfort while taking a walk, at least if I'm not dressed like an igloo, and someone proudly identifying him or herself as 'Anonymous' commented under a previous post "You are a foul progressive troll. Enjoy the high taxes and crime in sunny Cali." I do not know what hurts more. The fact that it's close to fifty degrees with the windchill factor making it seem like Autumn in Nova Zembla, OR that some dingus representing the entire South and Midwest wishes to impugn my humanity while expressing envy at our climate.

I'm sorry, it's just not particularly sunny at the moment.
At least not here. Where you are, it probably is.
Texas is a far sunnier place right now.
Also, filled with morons.

And idiots, goombas, and inbred Jed.
But undoubtedly sunnier.

Trolls, by the way, are valiant and productive individuals. Admittedly not Christian, and quite opposed to those fiends, but as you noted "progressive". So likely to believe in evolution, science, and vaccination. As well as the equality of all. Excepting Christians.

One of the reasons that I am more down on Christians recently than usual is that one of the senescent dingoes in the backroom has recently discovered Jayzus, which does not in any way add value to his already pretty effing repulsive personality.

He is, of course, a rightwing conservative.
Not progressive but the opposite.
Perhaps I should mention that the cities with the highest crime rates are all in Red States? Fits in with the flourishing of disease and religion there, I guess. Along with that worship of penis substitutes like guns and pick-up trucks.


Also worth mentioning in that regard: venereal diseases, diabetes, and alcoholism.
Plus greasy junkfood that makes pepto-bismol sales sky-rocket.
Acid indigestion is a fact of life there.


It's been raining most of the day. I went out only once and was miserable. Darkness, gloom, cold, and wetness. There was a gibbering street person in the next block over. She spoke with an accent. Probably a transient red stater. Filthy and diseased.
Probably darn well illiterate too.


I'm looking forward to February.



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