ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE

At this point all of us have seen videos, several videos, of ICE agents behaving violently and breaking laws. Which, if you are a conservative, probably thrill you, and if you are human nauseate you. All of this is applauded by Republican politicians and a great many True Christians. This is an unstable situation, and there might be pushback.
Which the government will neither expect nor respect.

A popular incendiary document encourages, supports, and predicts it.

And dammit, that's dangerous.


CITE:
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
END CITE.


Nowhere in that document are Molotov Cocktails mentioned. So pre-emptively, the American people should be banned from owning Molotov Cocktails on the basis that we hold no truck with such Communist devices, which had been used to great effect in resisting the Nazis in hell-holes like Eastern Europe during World War Two, Delhi and Bombay during riots there, and Plaisance-du-Touch near Toulouse in France in March of this year against Elon Musk. Foreigners! Americans are NOT foreigners. We don't do such things. And we say 'baa'.

The ONLY legitimate use for flammable devices is to keep warm when it's forty two degrees Fahrenheit during the day, going down to mid-teens at night, snow on the ground, wind chill factor, and icy conditions. The human body does not survive long under those conditions. Individuals with higher body fat may retain heat longer, insulated or layered clothing provides some protection against hypothermia, and a person's fitness level and health affects survival time. Staying still leads to faster heat loss, movement may help maintain body temperature.

Fortunately there aren't many places in the civilized world with those precise conditions.

Here in San Francisco it's far from that. Temperate weather, and it's always sunny here. That famous mediterranean climate of ours, you know. Additionally, we would never use Molotov Cocktails ourselves (horrid foreign devices), because we are men of peace ("baa"), and, additionally, in California there is an ever-present fire danger. Which is bad.


Conditions right now are almost tropical! It's fifty plus degrees (twelve Celcius), and sunny! Beach weather! We run toward the surf in slow motion in our scanty red swimming togs, as David Hasselhoff and his girls have shown us. We are blessed.

We are suntanned pacifists. We often say 'baa'.
It is the mantra of happiness.
Christian!


Please never go postal, boys and girls.
Doing so is against the law.
Remember that.



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